Existential Crisis Club T-Shirt | Black Scowl Cat Tee

Welcome to the Existential Crisis Club. ☕️🧠

This design speaks volumes without saying a word, perfectly capturing the Black Scowl mood. If your social calendar is empty, your coffee cup is full, and your internal monologue is set to perpetual dread, you’ve found your tribe. This tee is a direct, witty statement on modern life, burnout, and the general absurdity of it all. Featuring the perpetually unimpressed Black Scowl cat, it’s designed for the cynical intellectual and anyone who appreciates dark humor in their daily wear. This is the official attire for embracing honest exhaustion over forced positivity.

Product Details & Feel ✨

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric; Side-seamed construction; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Weight: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Production and Purpose 🌎⏳

We practice responsible manufacturing through our On-Demand model—an environmentally conscious choice that prevents waste and overproduction. This means your item is custom-made only when you order it, ensuring quality that perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion. Thank you for your patience and thoughtful choice.

Traceability & Safety:

• Weaving: India, South Korea
• Dyeing: El Salvador, California
• Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester and 0% dangerous substances.

Compliance & Safety Information 🛡️🇪🇺

• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years
• Black Scowl ensures all products meet EU standards and the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
• Safety Contact: contact@blackscowl.com
• Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, Ibarra, Imbabura, 100150, Ecuador