‘Social Battery: Critically Low’ Unisex T-Shirt | Sarcastic Introvert Cat

#### 🚨 WARNING: Social Battery Critically Low!

This is the official uniform for days when your energy is at 1% and the mere thought of small talk is draining the rest. This Black Scowl tee perfectly captures the modern introvert’s struggle, featuring a perpetually exhausted cat wearing headphones and counting down the seconds until solitude. It’s more than a shirt; it’s a non-verbal warning label to the world: **Do Not Engage.** Perfect for those who survive social events on sheer willpower and require immediate recharging.

#### ⚙️ Technical Specifications & Comfort

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
* Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
* Pre-shrunk fabric
* Side-seamed construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

#### ⏳ A Note on Time, Existence, and Your Shirt

Thanks for making a thoughtful (and existentially-driven) choice. We don’t believe in mass-produced despair. This item is **custom-made only when you order it**, which adds a bit of processing time—a valuable moment for contemplation and dread. Crafting products on-demand helps us avoid excessive waste and overproduction. Your patience is appreciated, as we ensure the quality of your shirt perfectly matches your cosmic exhaustion.

#### 🔒 Traceability and EU Safety Compliance

This section contains mandatory legal information about product safety and origin.

* **Traceability:**
* Weaving—India, South Korea
* Dyeing—El Salvador, California
* Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
* Contains 0% recycled polyester
* Contains 0% dangerous substances
* **Age restrictions:** For adults
* **EU Warranty:** 2 years

In compliance with the **General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)**, Black Scowl ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at **contact@blackscowl.com** or write to us at Street Address: Avenue El Retorno & 1st Street, G Street, City: Ibarra, Province/State: Imbabura, Postal Code (ZIP): 100150, Country: Ecuador.